Chris & Tiffany Got Married…

… and I can prove it! See…

Most people don’t cut a wedding cake in this manner unless they are newly married, so there you go.  ’Nuff said.  No?  Okay…

That should do it.  No, wait, every girl wants to look pretty occasionally, so this could just be prom or something like that, I guess.  All right, more proof…

A boutonniere being applied to a father by his daughter.  Okay, this gag is getting old, even to me, so here are a few more images…

Or maybe it was all just a dream.